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[weaver-z]

Picking up hot girls by telling them in great detail why Shylock from The Merchant of Venice was in the right and isn't a villain

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[sarahlancashire]

okay but why is every shakespeare character so terrible at due diligence. for instance:

• romeo: make sure your lover is dead before killing yourself
• hamlet: make sure you're stabbing the right person before you stab them
• othello and posthumus: when someone says your wife is cheating on you, maybe before murdering your wife you should talk to her, or, failing that, at least one other person (in posthumus's case, someone who is NOT the man you made a bet with that he couldn't get your wife to sleep with him, and in othello's case, someone who is just. not iago)
• bertram and angelo: maybe check who someone is before you have sex with them?? so that you won't end up having sex with the wrong person??? maybe??????
• why does no one ever recognise their lovers when they are in disguise drag. portia literally makes a speech in a courtroom and her husband doesn't realise it's her simply bc she's dressed as a male lawyer. what the fuck
• julius caesar: when someone tells you to beware the ides of march maybe BEWARE THE FUCKING IDES OF MARCH
• the comedy of errors: don't give both of your identical twins the SAME FUCKING NAME

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[mantorokk-writes]

“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine

[skelettes]

“This character is dead in canon” then explain to me why they’re still running around and living rent free in my head.

[lady-raziel]

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[lamp2003]

oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs

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[charlottan]

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

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[fernacular]

When a centaur runs full speed what do they do with their arms i need to know for science

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[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

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[queermatsuda-moved]

if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being

“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question.
“why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question.
“why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.

[memento-morian]

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[yellenabelova]

The only parallel to ever exist btw

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[sharlatan-ka]

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature]

the children yearn for the mines

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[soberscientistlife]

[whatbigotspost]

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

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[memewhore]

[caesarsaladinn]

in fairness the question did not say anything about winning

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[certifiedcis]

To a non-american, every Marvel movie is a 3-hour foreign film. Think before you post.

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[luffymindset]

no you fucking monster i don’t sanitize my countertops. i gently pick up the bacteria and place them outside

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[expiredcheese]

[windynebula]

#What three hours of sun does to a nation

[feamir]

iceland’s two seasons: hibernation and mania